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Rugby World Cup Bedroom Style

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart Rugby ..."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion 7-all".

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty 10 points to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10-all."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says," Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10.."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and then shits in the bed.

The wife says, What the hell was that?"·

The old man says, "Half time, change sides."

Horsesalesnz horses go cross-country training

Horsesalesnz horses competing at a local sports day

Mustang's Edition jumps double clear in the 5 year old class... but misses out on points due to slow registration process!

Three fabulous hunters were sold in May 2011 by HORSESALESNZ;

Brown sold to Havelock North

Pete sold to Christchurch

Haze sold to Australia

.... Pete is everything she said he was and more, we love him to bits, he has already become a star on our huntfield and I can't wait for the dressage and show season to start. We have only been living in NZ for 6 years and have bought several horses in that time but Pete has proved to be better than some that cost me 3 times as much, just wish I'd heard about HorsesalesNZ sooner and will definitely be ringing Claire next time I'm in the market for another horse.
Kerri Moffett, North Canterbury.

Hi Claire, Haze went hunting on Saturday. Mark rode her and loved her... does not want to give her back! We had a great days sport with 2 good runs and she certainly was a machine. I rode her Sunday, which would normally be her rest day after hunting but I was keen to get going on her. She was perfect and we had a lovely hack out. She has really settled now and seems very happy... I adore her and Dazza and Mark do too...will keep you posted of our adventures. I will definitely be using your services again in the future for finding me my hunters and will also recommend you to anyone looking for a hunter.

Darren Rodgers, CEO, Mitcham Private Hospital, Vic, Australia

2011 Winter Olympics

The 2011 Winter Olympics were held at Claire and Simon Wilson's home, Mt Herbert Farm, Waipukurau on 22 May. It was a fun day of low level showjumping classes... where many riders took advantage of a mid-winter competition day. Around $1800 was made at this Flemington School fund-raiser, and organisers were overwhelmed by the support they recieved from the many local sponsors. Special thanks go to Sloans Saddlery, Homespun Services, Sacred Hill Winery, Cortaflex and Annandale, who were major contributors. The internationally respected course designer, Gerrit Beker- provided the riders with plenty of challenges, but the competition was of a very high standard. Although, a few top riders took their talented youngsters along for the experience, it was the competitive pony riders Matt Irvine, Riannon Bevin and Hannah Fraser who took out the main titles. Meanwhile, the non riding children created a mud-slide on the side-line... so the spectators had plenty of entertainment at this fun, family day out!

Martha Eade, gets the fair play award from sponsor Kirsty Lawrence

Issac Twigg competes on his new pony, Lucy

Anna Wilson, covered in mud!

The kids had plenty of fun in the mud-slide

Jamie Nikora returns from retirement to compete on Stirling, at the Winter Olympics

Vera wins ODE within 2 months of being purchased for $400

Congratulation to vera's new owner; Nicky Thompson!

Right Royal Retires

Super photography from Ron; www.ronsphotos.co.nz

Teagan and her Bargain Bin horse		The Cortaflex Showjump Team
		a j p photography; 027 386 4451



Amy and Ivana at their first show together		Tim and Anna Wilson go to pony club

Alison and Robbie having fun!		Mohawk (ex- bargain bin horse)




Bargain bin horse; Midnight Coal; wins National title		Gisele Leaves!

		Gisele was with the Horsesalesnz Team for 18 months. In that time, she rode 93 different horses! She is pictured here with one of her favourites; the home bred rising 4yr old mare called Claudine.

Avenger arrives.....		Avenger sells 5 days later


Imported Stallion - Don Quattro		Cruiser & Stacey Anderson
Exciting new addition to the Horsesales Team		Looking pretty impressive at their first show together


Horsesalesnz girls compete at Elsthorpe Sports

Sofhie Hagen		Gisele Beardsley


The Horsesalesnz girls riding home, after a fun hunt at Mt Herbert Farm (Anita on Brown, Heleen on Val)		Welcome to the newest member of the Horsesalesnz team; 'Laura Brun' daughter of Helen and Shane

Oliver Edgecombe's 2007 NZ Horse of the Year; JJ Freelance has been sold to America.		Horses Destined for Taiwan


		The Horsesalesnz Girls Go Hunting

This amazing horse was bred by Wendy and Robin Jacobs and ridden to considerable sucessby Oliver. It is sad to see a yet another top NZ sport horse leave the country, but it does demonstrate (yet again) the marketing powers of HorsesaleNZ!		Debbie, Sarah, Helen, Claire & Shelley

A huge congratulations to Hannah (and mum, Jo Eagle) on their outstanding success with MOHAKA.		HorsesalesNZ sells yet another world cup horse overseas.

		Blustar is heading to Australia


5 horses exported to TAHITI		Congrats to Jess Cameron on her recent success with Crickle (pictured below), winning the Makara Sommerville Cup for the horse 75 cm show jumping class.

Simon Wilson		Vancouver Sold to USA

(Team That Horse) 1st and 2nd in the Hawkes Bay World Cup Round with Swinger (above) and Right Royal


Erin Fry having a lesson on Rain Check, out from California on holiday in NZ.		Claire Wilson, proud to be sponsored by Sacred Hill Winery

"This was an incredible opportunity and a wonderful experience to ride with Claire Wilson in New Zealand. I would gladly come back any day to ride with her again"

Showjumping Gossip? Claire is always looking for funny and exciting news for her column in the Horse and Pony Magazine. Click here to contact her with your story.

Claire and Simon Wilson are excited to be associated with EquiBreed NZ Ltd. Click here for more information.


Tim Wilson, aged 4, competing at the Waipukurau Sports, with 'Milo'


		Oliver, Simon and Claire, from Horsesalesnz. are proud to announce that they will be competing under the title of "Thathorse Team" for the remainder of the 2007 season. Check out www.thathorse.com
Anna Wilson's first show (Anna aged nearly 2, riding sammy aged 33)	Introducing: Jo Carrol Fellow horse rider, and the brains behind this horsesalesnz website.	Also; Oliver has taken out the 2007/08 NZ World Cup Series, with Simon and Claire placed 4th and 5th respectfully.